all due respect.

i also think they are referencing monty python. well done sirs. well done.

all due respect.


i also think they are referencing monty python. well done sirs. well done.

(Source: unabating)

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loveforeversmilealways:

arlene13:

why is six afraid of seven?

because seven is a registered six offender

i am legit in tears over this joke

ANTI-JOKES, YOU SLAY ME!

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it’s almost halloween; here we go!

^ classy use of semi-colons.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’M LAUGHING FOR A YEAR!


what absolute tomfoolery!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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#storyofmylifebutwithoutthegentlemancallerpart

ps i apologize for not hashtagging anything on the past post. i forgot how to tumblr for a second.

(Source: stonemma)

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i am still attracted. in fact, i may be attracted more.

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i predicted this as a joke in the beginning of the movie at this point.

i predicted this as a joke in the beginning of the movie at this point.

(Source: lilyevanspatronus)

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“i brought my little brother spencer as my date and when i told him i was nominated for this [hot & funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances i won, i had to say the following things.”

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jeunelleelise:

stayingstrong4me:

my dad gives me this cake every year on my birthday.


so many lolz to be had here.

jeunelleelise:

stayingstrong4me:

my dad gives me this cake every year on my birthday.

so many lolz to be had here.

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